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Ever been arrested
A man was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,
"Have you ever been arrested?"
"No.", he replied.
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous
question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway:
"Never got caught."
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What is confidence????
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane
and are told that the flight that they are about to take is
the first-ever to feature pilotless technology:
"It is an uncrewed aircraft."Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately,
that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system.
Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering
a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet,
seeming very calm indeed.
Asked why he is so confident in this first
uncrewed flight, he replies:
"If it is the same software thats
developed by my company's IT systems department,
this plane won't even take off!!!! ."
That is called Confidence!!!
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and are told that the flight that they are about to take is
the first-ever to feature pilotless technology:
"It is an uncrewed aircraft."Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately,
that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system.
Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering
a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet,
seeming very calm indeed.
Asked why he is so confident in this first
uncrewed flight, he replies:
"If it is the same software thats
developed by my company's IT systems department,
this plane won't even take off!!!! ."
That is called Confidence!!!
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ICICI Bank: Read on - Good One
Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.
Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land
on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have
to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our
Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we
pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says. "One last thing, Mona.
Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years.
Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"
Place your mouse pointer below to know what Rajiv answers
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Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.
Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land
on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have
to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our
Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we
pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says. "One last thing, Mona.
Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years.
Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"
Place your mouse pointer below to know what Rajiv answers
Rajiv answers:Rajiv answers: "They'll find us!"
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