I wanted to thank all my friends and family
who have forwarded chain letters to me in
2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and
continuing it in 2009 also
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found
out that it's good for removing toilet
stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of
sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still
waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA,
CELL PHONE etc….
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped
using deodorants because they cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or
any other place and sometimes I even have to
walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
will drug me with a perfume sample and try to
rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear
that they may ask me to dial a stupid number
and then I get a phone bill with calls to
Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a
can for fear that I will get sick from the
rat faeces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any
girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that
she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then
take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in
a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy
Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to
die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor
girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria
who wants to use my account to transfer his
uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much
trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people
hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me
latest mobile phones but those models are
also obsolete now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding
those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now
most of those 'Wishes' are already married
(to someone else)
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