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Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Private Company
Yes Papa
Any Motivation
No Papa
Many Tensions
Yes Papa
Do u Sleep well
No Papa
Onsite Opportunity
No papa
Boss Ki Galiyan
Yes Papa
Increment
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Ever been arrested
A man was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,
"Have you ever been arrested?"
"No.", he replied.
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous
question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway:
"Never got caught."
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What is confidence????
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane
and are told that the flight that they are about to take is
the first-ever to feature pilotless technology:
"It is an uncrewed aircraft."Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately,
that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system.
Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering
a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet,
seeming very calm indeed.
Asked why he is so confident in this first
uncrewed flight, he replies:
"If it is the same software thats
developed by my company's IT systems department,
this plane won't even take off!!!! ."
That is called Confidence!!!
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and are told that the flight that they are about to take is
the first-ever to feature pilotless technology:
"It is an uncrewed aircraft."Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately,
that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system.
Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering
a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet,
seeming very calm indeed.
Asked why he is so confident in this first
uncrewed flight, he replies:
"If it is the same software thats
developed by my company's IT systems department,
this plane won't even take off!!!! ."
That is called Confidence!!!
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